1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:50,205 --> 00:01:52,080 Sorry, I'm so late. 4 00:01:55,996 --> 00:01:58,788 I'm sorry. - Yeah, come on. 5 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,413 Happy birthday, sweetie. 6 00:02:15,955 --> 00:02:17,663 Thanks. 7 00:02:19,496 --> 00:02:22,121 - Happy birthday - Thanks. 8 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,580 Cool. Wait, I must show you all. 9 00:02:31,496 --> 00:02:34,121 Look at what Tim gave me. 10 00:02:37,038 --> 00:02:39,371 Is the receipt still in the bag? 11 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:46,580 - Thanks - This is from all of us. 12 00:02:47,246 --> 00:02:52,205 Unlike men, we women can come more than once. 13 00:02:52,496 --> 00:02:55,413 The other day in Tom's Panda, I nearly went crazy. 14 00:02:55,621 --> 00:02:59,705 Sex in a Panda. Compared to that, the Kama Sutra's basic gymnastics. 15 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:09,330 - Hello, Chayenne. -Hey. 16 00:03:10,788 --> 00:03:13,330 - Hello - I heard it was your birthday. 17 00:03:13,663 --> 00:03:15,496 - Yeah - Happy Birthday 18 00:03:15,705 --> 00:03:18,496 - Thanks - What was your name again? 19 00:03:19,163 --> 00:03:23,288 - Inken - That's right. I can never remember. 20 00:03:25,246 --> 00:03:27,246 Well, ready for the game? 21 00:03:29,371 --> 00:03:33,371 - You're about to be relegated, aren't you? -Well, we still have two games left. 22 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:45,080 Sorry, but you won't be winning any points from us. 23 00:04:01,413 --> 00:04:06,163 I want to see sweat! Laura, go lower, keep your neck straight. 24 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:10,580 - Karsten, have done the group hug yet? - Yes. 25 00:04:10,788 --> 00:04:12,330 Yeah, right. 26 00:04:16,121 --> 00:04:17,621 Let's go! 27 00:04:38,538 --> 00:04:41,538 Doesn't matter, no problem, calm down! 28 00:04:45,455 --> 00:04:49,038 - Tell me, have you lost weight? -Me? No. 29 00:04:49,413 --> 00:04:51,663 I can see that. 30 00:05:02,246 --> 00:05:04,205 Misery isn't the only thing that can suck! 31 00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:07,080 I love you. 32 00:05:16,288 --> 00:05:18,871 - Is everything okay? -Oh, I'm feeling kinda tired. 33 00:05:21,871 --> 00:05:26,080 - Man, was that a kicking. - The rematch is next week. 34 00:05:26,288 --> 00:05:29,371 - Are you coming to the party anyway? -Yes, of course. 35 00:05:33,413 --> 00:05:37,996 No wonder Chayenne has so much energy. During sex, she comes a lot! 36 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:43,371 - I genuinely don't understand that. -I wonder if that's true. 37 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:48,538 - God. -Do you think we can believe her? 38 00:05:48,746 --> 00:05:52,955 I can hardly believe her. I've heard that Chayenne's shagged the coach. 39 00:05:53,163 --> 00:05:56,538 Great. Well, I'm going for a shower. 40 00:05:59,288 --> 00:06:01,830 - Here. -Thanks. 41 00:06:02,038 --> 00:06:08,496 Hold on. Before I forget, I've got a present from my mother. 42 00:06:08,705 --> 00:06:12,830 - I hope it's not another video. -Oh, I think it is. 43 00:06:13,663 --> 00:06:16,913 When I visited my mother on her deathbed... 44 00:06:17,788 --> 00:06:22,705 and she told me she'd never had an orgasm... 45 00:06:24,246 --> 00:06:28,121 I took her in my arms, and we both cried. 46 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:30,705 After my first orgasm, my life changed. 47 00:06:30,913 --> 00:06:33,580 I decorated my house, and passed my exam. 48 00:06:33,788 --> 00:06:39,621 So, for a moment, all was still, and I felt I could fly. 49 00:06:39,830 --> 00:06:43,288 It's like pure energy pumping through your veins. 50 00:06:43,496 --> 00:06:47,246 I fainted for a moment the very first time. 51 00:06:47,455 --> 00:06:51,205 - It's like a miracle. - I was gone for a few seconds. 52 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:08,955 Yes, but... most of those women were over thirty. 53 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:13,955 - Breasts starting to sag. - I don't have sagging breasts. 54 00:07:14,163 --> 00:07:18,038 - Frigid women go quickly. -Really? 55 00:07:18,746 --> 00:07:23,038 The summer holidays are next week. Tim's away, and I will come no more. 56 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:26,121 I need a boyfriend first. 57 00:07:36,871 --> 00:07:39,746 Arsehole! 58 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,455 Men! 59 00:07:48,913 --> 00:07:52,205 Do you need to have sex a lot to have an orgasm? 60 00:07:52,663 --> 00:07:57,205 - You need to wait for the right man! - What are you looking at? 61 00:07:57,413 --> 00:07:59,413 Did I look at you? 62 00:08:00,288 --> 00:08:02,955 And are you really so energetic afterwards? 63 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:07,330 Oh, I'm always exhausted, actually. 64 00:08:12,387 --> 00:08:14,553 - Hello, Mum. -I need to talk to Inken for a minute. 65 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:17,580 What? It's for you. 66 00:08:18,121 --> 00:08:23,163 Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you 67 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:28,080 Happy Birthday, dear Inken Happy Birthday to you. 68 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:34,663 - Did Vicky show you the film? -Yes. 69 00:08:34,871 --> 00:08:36,496 Thanks, it was really interesting. 70 00:08:36,788 --> 00:08:41,288 Vicky said that your boyfriend wasn't able to satisfy you. 71 00:08:44,371 --> 00:08:48,705 - But, I... -No, don't blame yourself! Blame him! 72 00:08:48,913 --> 00:08:53,371 Don't simply fall into the old role, take responsibility. 73 00:08:54,663 --> 00:08:58,871 Don't forget, you always remember the first man. 74 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:01,038 Obviously. So, I also... 75 00:09:01,871 --> 00:09:07,330 Mum, we're really late. Nice of you to call. Bye. 76 00:09:07,538 --> 00:09:09,080 Bye then. 77 00:09:10,871 --> 00:09:16,121 You told your mother that Tim... that he... 78 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:20,455 - Is a loser? Tim can be really sweet. 79 00:09:21,371 --> 00:09:24,330 - Have you ever had an orgasm? -No. 80 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:28,663 Of course not, because Tim's a loser. 81 00:09:29,038 --> 00:09:30,913 Stop, there's the house! 82 00:09:47,705 --> 00:09:49,455 I'm getting a bit nervous. 83 00:09:50,913 --> 00:09:55,121 - Man, my knickers are stuck! - Need a hand, Inken? 84 00:09:59,621 --> 00:10:04,080 - Maybe it's going to be fun. -Fun? It's going to be dead. 85 00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:09,496 It's really cool that you could come. 86 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,288 Hey, there you are! Good to see you, Inken! 87 00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:16,205 - You too. -Hello. 88 00:10:16,413 --> 00:10:19,705 - We all chipped in for the food. -Oh, in the dish? 89 00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:21,455 Cool, thanks. 90 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,455 Great. Don't lean on the walls, because of the wallpaper. 91 00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:29,788 Always use the ashtrays. Don't put bottles on the tiles, they fall over... 92 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:33,288 and cause scratches. Just put your things here. 93 00:10:33,746 --> 00:10:37,705 Do you want to dance later? The 'Jungs von den Chillmeistern' are coming. 94 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:40,746 - The what-meisters? The 'Chillmeisters', a top band. 95 00:10:40,955 --> 00:10:43,163 I was at school with them, they're well cool. 96 00:10:43,663 --> 00:10:46,163 I'll see you later. Ciao. 97 00:10:46,663 --> 00:10:47,913 Hi! 98 00:10:48,121 --> 00:10:52,830 The Chillmeister... -Well, this is a fine spread. 99 00:10:53,496 --> 00:10:56,330 - Where's the booze? -Looks like it's over there. 100 00:10:56,538 --> 00:11:00,496 Come on, girls. We're not here to have fun, after all. 101 00:11:01,288 --> 00:11:06,746 Well then... Get pulling. 102 00:11:10,913 --> 00:11:15,371 Excuse me. Can you get up? I... You can sit down now. 103 00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:31,038 - Who are you? -We're with Inken. Didn't she say? 104 00:11:31,246 --> 00:11:32,871 No. 105 00:11:37,955 --> 00:11:39,288 - Hi. -Hi. 106 00:11:42,371 --> 00:11:45,830 - Happy Birthday. -Thanks. It's Julia's birthday too. 107 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,538 - Really? Happy birthday. -Thanks. 108 00:11:48,746 --> 00:11:51,955 Congratulations to you both. I'm Dirk. 109 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,705 - Hello, Mouse. - Hi. 110 00:11:55,163 --> 00:11:57,538 What's with the geek? 111 00:11:58,996 --> 00:12:00,621 I need to talk to you, babe. 112 00:12:03,913 --> 00:12:05,830 Later. 113 00:12:08,163 --> 00:12:12,121 - Do you want to leave already? - No, just talk. 114 00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:14,496 Well, as long as it's not too serious. 115 00:12:17,663 --> 00:12:18,830 What an arse! 116 00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:24,205 - Who's that? -Dirk. 117 00:12:24,871 --> 00:12:27,538 God, I hope he's not another sixteen year old. 118 00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:50,955 But I thought you wanted to talk. 119 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:53,913 Later, sweet one. 120 00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:57,121 Hey, I'll be just a minute. 121 00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:02,121 - Can you put this underneath? - Okay. 122 00:13:02,413 --> 00:13:04,246 That's great. 123 00:13:09,496 --> 00:13:11,413 Carry on. 124 00:13:23,538 --> 00:13:25,080 Hello. 125 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,705 Well, what does it taste like? 126 00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:33,205 Man! 127 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:38,621 - Schädel, you arse! -Calm down, it's only water. 128 00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:41,330 Piss off! 129 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:45,288 - I could suck on your nipples. -Schadel, bugger off! 130 00:13:47,246 --> 00:13:51,746 The Chillmeisters are here! The Chillmeisters are here! 131 00:13:52,371 --> 00:13:55,496 - The Chillmeisters are here! - Hit me, baby. 132 00:14:08,788 --> 00:14:10,246 Who's that? 133 00:14:14,371 --> 00:14:17,830 - Do you fancy him? - Shit, I don't know. 134 00:14:25,955 --> 00:14:27,621 Chillmeister... 135 00:14:34,871 --> 00:14:36,705 - Tim... - What? 136 00:14:38,205 --> 00:14:40,871 I must tell you. 137 00:14:42,038 --> 00:14:44,496 I've never had an orgasm. 138 00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:48,830 What? 139 00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:52,371 But that's terrible. 140 00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:57,121 - Why have you never told me? -I'm telling you now. 141 00:14:58,288 --> 00:15:03,538 Well then, I can hardly celebrate your birthday... 142 00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:06,205 without making an effort. 143 00:15:07,955 --> 00:15:09,955 That's only fair. 144 00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,538 - I'm going for a pee, you coming? -Whatever. 145 00:15:57,205 --> 00:16:00,163 Say, is Victoria at school with you? 146 00:16:00,371 --> 00:16:03,746 - Yes, for about eight years - Eight years? 147 00:16:04,955 --> 00:16:07,246 On the other hand, I could be mistaken. 148 00:16:09,121 --> 00:16:10,871 They're playing my song! 149 00:16:31,913 --> 00:16:33,746 Hey, what are you looking at? 150 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,871 Just my parent's holiday video. 151 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,455 I think I've found the right one. 152 00:17:03,913 --> 00:17:06,496 But maybe I shouldn't commit myself so early in the evening. 153 00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:14,955 - Come with me. - You mean that? 154 00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:16,538 Well, yes. 155 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,371 Come on. 156 00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:21,455 Hi. 157 00:17:26,538 --> 00:17:29,413 - No. -I'm going to the toilet. 158 00:17:37,496 --> 00:17:41,205 I've heard the you're the worst driver in the country. 159 00:17:44,038 --> 00:17:47,038 Don't you fancy a quick fuck? 160 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:52,080 If you don't mind me puking. 161 00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:07,163 Please put a cushion over my face if I come. 162 00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:11,996 - I don't want to scream. - Obviously. 163 00:18:34,996 --> 00:18:36,830 Mum? 164 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:39,080 Dad? 165 00:18:43,246 --> 00:18:44,830 Sorry. 166 00:19:19,038 --> 00:19:21,871 Come here! Come here! 167 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:26,996 Why did you put the cushion over my face? 168 00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:33,371 Why? I mean, you came, didn't you? 169 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:37,871 - When? -Well, when you went "mmm". 170 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:43,080 - That wasn't an orgasm. -Didn't you feel anything at all? 171 00:20:45,746 --> 00:20:51,663 - It was a nice feeling. -Well then, that's it. 172 00:20:52,496 --> 00:20:54,830 - It's no more than that. - Really? 173 00:20:56,246 --> 00:20:58,330 You're not my first girlfriend. 174 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:00,955 Have you seen Vicky? 175 00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:12,205 Leni, shouldn't you be going home soon? 176 00:21:12,413 --> 00:21:14,496 - It's pretty late. -Get lost, Schädel. 177 00:21:14,996 --> 00:21:17,121 Sorry, it was only a question. 178 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:22,788 Tell you what. 179 00:21:23,705 --> 00:21:26,163 Wait a minute, wait a minute. I only want a bet with you. 180 00:21:26,538 --> 00:21:32,455 I bet you can't put the condom over your head and inflate it till it bursts. 181 00:21:32,871 --> 00:21:35,330 Are you nuts? Why should I do that? 182 00:21:35,580 --> 00:21:39,371 Then again, you could chicken out, like you always do. 183 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:42,163 - I never chicken out. - You always do. 184 00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:47,913 - I don't -I'll give you 20 marks if you do it. 185 00:21:55,288 --> 00:21:58,413 - But only if you do it too. - Of course. 186 00:22:16,496 --> 00:22:18,538 Come on, then. 187 00:22:43,955 --> 00:22:47,121 The little one is so daring. She'll do anything for a bet. 188 00:23:07,413 --> 00:23:09,288 Hey, baby, what was that look for? 189 00:23:09,496 --> 00:23:13,746 I don't give a shit. That was a bet. 190 00:23:18,621 --> 00:23:23,246 What else would you do for 20 marks? Give me a blow job? 191 00:23:24,371 --> 00:23:26,955 Schädel, you really are a wanker! Hey, wait. 192 00:23:27,538 --> 00:23:29,538 Don't listen to him, he's had too much to drink. 193 00:23:29,663 --> 00:23:33,955 I don't give a shit! He should pay, or he can kiss my arse. 194 00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,163 For all I care, it was all for nothing. 195 00:23:39,871 --> 00:23:42,246 I can't find my fucking socks! 196 00:23:43,621 --> 00:23:46,621 I only took them off for you. 197 00:24:01,371 --> 00:24:03,913 I'm going to get a quick drink, okay? 198 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,705 So that was my birthday. Not the best. 199 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,663 Perhaps I expected too much of it. 200 00:24:18,871 --> 00:24:22,330 It would be easier if I didn't expect so much of it. 201 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:28,288 But that doesn't work. Especially not at my age. 202 00:24:35,413 --> 00:24:37,871 - Do you want to go in first? - I don't mind 203 00:24:42,621 --> 00:24:46,205 So, two hours theory, two minutes practice? 204 00:24:48,913 --> 00:24:50,413 Come. 205 00:24:54,455 --> 00:24:56,205 Sorry. 206 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,538 Lena? Man, what was that? 207 00:25:01,746 --> 00:25:05,080 Inken? Oh, there you are. Tell me, have you seen Lena? 208 00:25:05,288 --> 00:25:08,788 - No. - Man, I need to go home. 209 00:25:17,871 --> 00:25:21,621 How was it for you upstairs? 210 00:25:22,163 --> 00:25:25,788 Yeah, great. Yeah, it was really good. 211 00:25:25,996 --> 00:25:27,871 What about you? Did you hook up with anyone? 212 00:25:28,121 --> 00:25:32,996 I guess you you could say that... 213 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:42,080 Here you are. 214 00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:55,163 Still sulking? 215 00:25:57,038 --> 00:26:02,371 Schädel made me look like an arse once. 216 00:26:03,538 --> 00:26:07,913 At a party, in front of two hundred people. 217 00:26:08,371 --> 00:26:10,330 Really embarrassing. 218 00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:20,371 - Take it, I got it from Schädel. - That's not the point. 219 00:26:36,788 --> 00:26:41,038 Isn't it funny how much things in life depend upon coincidence? 220 00:26:42,663 --> 00:26:44,371 Like what? 221 00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:49,038 Well, everything. If I'd been on the telly earlier... 222 00:26:49,455 --> 00:26:52,830 you'd have run like mad. - For sure. 223 00:26:54,913 --> 00:26:58,788 Pity that no one saw Schädel on the telly. 224 00:27:06,996 --> 00:27:08,913 You really fainted? 225 00:27:10,288 --> 00:27:13,205 There you are. We're going home, you coming? 226 00:27:14,496 --> 00:27:15,955 Come on. 227 00:27:17,246 --> 00:27:19,163 - Can I call you? -Yes, of course. 228 00:27:20,371 --> 00:27:22,996 - How can I reach you? -You'll soon find out. 229 00:27:34,496 --> 00:27:36,330 Well...? 230 00:27:37,746 --> 00:27:40,038 We eyed each other up. 231 00:27:40,788 --> 00:27:45,580 What, he eyed you up? - Well, just looked. 232 00:27:47,788 --> 00:27:53,163 Looked but nothing happened. Didn't he want to kiss you? 233 00:27:53,996 --> 00:27:59,663 But, well, I mean ... you shouldn't kiss until the first date. 234 00:27:59,871 --> 00:28:03,496 Lena, that is such bullshit! I mean, if he didn't... 235 00:28:04,288 --> 00:28:06,038 Wait a minute. 236 00:28:17,621 --> 00:28:21,913 If he didn't try to kiss you, he's not interested. 237 00:28:23,038 --> 00:28:25,330 Perhaps not. 238 00:28:29,830 --> 00:28:32,455 - Want a swig? -No, thanks. 239 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:49,538 Don't worry about me, I'm completely sober. 240 00:28:49,746 --> 00:28:51,663 - Listen, Vicky. - Please, please, please. 241 00:28:53,413 --> 00:28:55,746 Don't "Listen, Vicky" me, okay? 242 00:28:56,038 --> 00:28:58,580 That's how my mother begins every sentence. 243 00:29:01,413 --> 00:29:03,413 I'll make it. 244 00:29:37,121 --> 00:29:41,330 - Dad? - Inken, what are you doing here? 245 00:29:42,163 --> 00:29:44,538 - I live here. - Yes, of course. 246 00:29:45,621 --> 00:29:48,413 Weren't you staying with Vicky tonight? 247 00:29:51,621 --> 00:29:55,746 Well, fair enough, till tomorrow. 248 00:29:59,788 --> 00:30:01,455 Till tomorrow. 249 00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:36,705 - And how did you find the party? - Great. You? 250 00:30:39,163 --> 00:30:43,205 Me too. Really good. 251 00:30:53,621 --> 00:30:56,080 How long are your parents away for? 252 00:30:57,038 --> 00:30:59,413 Two weeks or so. 253 00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:06,830 - Where were you the whole time? - Having a conversation with Tim. 254 00:31:07,496 --> 00:31:12,746 Right? About the content of his t-shirts, or what? 255 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:18,163 He's an unusual guy with unusual taste. 256 00:31:18,913 --> 00:31:23,288 I find he's the usual tasteless type. 257 00:31:25,871 --> 00:31:30,330 - But that's a matter of opinion. - What are you doing now? 258 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,413 I'm going for a kip. 259 00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:40,205 - Did he keep his socks on? - No, he didn't! 260 00:31:40,996 --> 00:31:46,246 Funny, I always keep my socks on during a conversation. 261 00:32:21,871 --> 00:32:25,746 Hello! You must be Inka. 262 00:32:27,163 --> 00:32:30,080 - Inken. -That's what I said. Kristin. 263 00:32:34,871 --> 00:32:38,663 - Are you from the advertisement? - That's right. 264 00:32:38,871 --> 00:32:42,163 Tell me, has your dad really been without a woman for four years? 265 00:32:43,413 --> 00:32:47,621 - Yes. -That, I think, is a pity. 266 00:32:48,246 --> 00:32:50,663 He sure knows what to do with a woman. 267 00:32:52,830 --> 00:32:55,038 Can I borrow your towel, Inka? 268 00:32:56,913 --> 00:32:58,621 Sure. 269 00:33:07,330 --> 00:33:09,246 Everyone has sex. 270 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:12,580 Any stupid cow has an orgasm, but not me. 271 00:33:12,788 --> 00:33:16,413 But then it's no use overreacting. 272 00:33:16,788 --> 00:33:20,955 What have I got to complain about? After all, I'm alright. 273 00:33:21,871 --> 00:33:23,913 There are kids dying in Africa. 274 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,205 Morning! 275 00:33:40,246 --> 00:33:42,121 No, I'll serve you today. 276 00:33:47,246 --> 00:33:50,455 - How's things with Tim? - Fine. 277 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:53,996 Does he treat you well? 278 00:34:03,413 --> 00:34:05,955 Bye for now Good. Kristin is nice, isn't she? 279 00:34:07,788 --> 00:34:10,205 Could you perhaps clear a shelf in the bathroom for her? 280 00:34:12,288 --> 00:34:13,621 Yeah. 281 00:34:16,371 --> 00:34:20,038 I'm going crazy! I know I've flunked. 282 00:34:20,246 --> 00:34:22,038 I've already dreamed about tonight. 283 00:34:22,246 --> 00:34:25,163 I never made classes, my mother will kick me out... 284 00:34:25,371 --> 00:34:29,288 I'll end up on the perfume counter, and my husband will be on the dole. 285 00:34:29,996 --> 00:34:33,163 Shit. Fucking Maths. 286 00:34:35,163 --> 00:34:38,913 Perhaps I should sleep with him, to get used to it. 287 00:34:39,121 --> 00:34:41,080 Nothing for you, Vicky. 288 00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:46,705 - New bike? - I got it for my birthday. 289 00:34:46,913 --> 00:34:48,788 Only the saddle is a bit high. 290 00:36:03,788 --> 00:36:06,496 Next time, we'll take the bikes. 291 00:36:45,788 --> 00:36:48,081 Hi, Mouse, did we have a date? Sperm contains Vitamin C 292 00:36:48,288 --> 00:36:50,996 No, but we need to talk, Tim. 293 00:36:51,413 --> 00:36:53,663 - You want to thank me. -Thank you? 294 00:36:53,955 --> 00:36:57,871 Yes, certainly. For last night. 295 00:36:59,455 --> 00:37:04,288 That's a good idea. Let me see, where do I begin? 296 00:37:05,371 --> 00:37:10,705 For the hours of foreplay? For the slogans on your t-shirts? 297 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:14,705 Or for almost being smothered by a pillow? 298 00:37:15,121 --> 00:37:17,913 No, Tim, I'm not going to thank you. 299 00:37:18,163 --> 00:37:22,121 I wanted to tell you that I had an orgasm. 300 00:37:23,038 --> 00:37:27,080 - With who? - With my bike saddle. 301 00:37:31,038 --> 00:37:34,788 - Nah. You're not telling me... - Yes, Tim. 302 00:37:36,205 --> 00:37:39,163 You know what, just find yourself a girl with a vitamin C deficiency. 303 00:37:39,371 --> 00:37:41,455 Perhaps she'll believe your cock and bull stories. 304 00:37:43,413 --> 00:37:46,330 - Tell me, have you got a problem? - No, not any more. 305 00:37:46,913 --> 00:37:51,163 - Please yourself then, Inken! -Already have. 306 00:37:54,871 --> 00:37:59,621 You can't imagine what's just happened to me, I had an orgasm! 307 00:37:59,830 --> 00:38:03,746 On my new racing bike. I was riding home... 308 00:38:03,955 --> 00:38:06,455 then I went to Tim's and I dumped him. 309 00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:10,705 I dumped him. You ought to have seen it... 310 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:15,663 - Really? - Hello, Mrs. Lindner. 311 00:38:17,371 --> 00:38:19,121 Can I possibly speak to Lena? 312 00:38:20,830 --> 00:38:24,080 Yes. Lena, it's your friend Inken. 313 00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:28,121 She just had an orgasm on her new bike. 314 00:38:33,246 --> 00:38:34,288 What? 315 00:38:34,496 --> 00:38:35,996 That's unbelievable. 316 00:38:36,205 --> 00:38:39,080 - How long did it last? - To the bottom of the high street. 317 00:38:45,246 --> 00:38:49,038 I told Tim I'd rather do it myself. 318 00:38:49,246 --> 00:38:51,538 - He's such an idiot. -I'm glad you're free of him. 319 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:55,413 Yes. You know, some women marry such men... 320 00:38:55,621 --> 00:38:58,538 and then consider cystitis is a multiple orgasm. 321 00:39:01,955 --> 00:39:04,038 I think... 322 00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,871 I think it's coming! 323 00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:10,246 I feel it. Slowly, but surely! 324 00:39:11,205 --> 00:39:12,621 It's coming! 325 00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:21,913 Vicky, are you alright? 326 00:39:24,205 --> 00:39:26,830 I must say. 327 00:39:27,580 --> 00:39:31,830 I still didn't have one. 328 00:39:33,455 --> 00:39:36,288 I... I still haven't had an orgasm. 329 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,580 Never. Not at all. 330 00:39:40,788 --> 00:39:42,996 But... but you have always... 331 00:39:44,955 --> 00:39:46,788 Yes. That was a lie. 332 00:39:49,163 --> 00:39:51,996 - And how do you feel? - Well, I don't know. 333 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:55,580 I mean, what woman has really had her first orgasm on a bike? 334 00:39:55,788 --> 00:39:58,080 Cousin, they had their first with gymnastics. 335 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:05,288 Yes, but does that count? That's not really the same. 336 00:40:05,913 --> 00:40:07,496 Wait a minute. 337 00:40:08,621 --> 00:40:13,663 When I go home, I go into the garage or the den. 338 00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:19,121 You know my wife constantly talks about sex? 339 00:40:19,663 --> 00:40:23,496 I can't do that. It's so vulgar, I can't do that. 340 00:40:27,996 --> 00:40:29,705 Excuse me, please. 341 00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:39,163 Hello, Mum, it's me. I have a question. 342 00:40:40,913 --> 00:40:46,330 On the bike saddle, it can only be clitoral, never vaginal. 343 00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:50,496 Some women can only have the one, others only the other. 344 00:40:51,246 --> 00:40:54,288 There are also those who can have both. 345 00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:58,080 For example, when you go on top of a man, lean forward... 346 00:40:58,288 --> 00:41:01,455 and if he lifts his back, and the vaginal muscles... 347 00:41:01,663 --> 00:41:05,455 - I don't want to know it all now. - You understand? 348 00:41:05,830 --> 00:41:07,663 Thanks. Bye! 349 00:41:11,413 --> 00:41:13,330 Hey, don't be depressed. 350 00:41:13,746 --> 00:41:17,830 That's great, anyway. You're the only one of us who's had... 351 00:41:18,955 --> 00:41:23,955 an expresso. Yes, but only a clitoral... expresso. 352 00:41:24,913 --> 00:41:26,746 And then only off a bike saddle. 353 00:41:27,038 --> 00:41:31,913 Don't make such a fuss. We must become relaxed. 354 00:41:32,663 --> 00:41:34,413 - Relaxed? -Yes! 355 00:41:45,413 --> 00:41:47,455 All three of you are on simultaneously? 356 00:41:47,663 --> 00:41:51,246 When women spend a lot of time together, their cycles match up. 357 00:41:51,663 --> 00:41:53,205 Really? 358 00:41:58,163 --> 00:42:02,913 I read that geishas put condoms on with their mouths. 359 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,330 Hi, kids, are you alright? 360 00:42:26,955 --> 00:42:29,330 Just don't swallow. 361 00:42:38,413 --> 00:42:40,663 That's an oral master stroke. 362 00:42:40,871 --> 00:42:43,413 Then again, next year the oral exam becomes a piece of cake. 363 00:42:57,330 --> 00:43:00,205 - I can't go any further. - Me neither. 364 00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:22,496 - Have you felt anything? -No. 365 00:43:23,330 --> 00:43:26,955 I don't understand why I came within a minute the other time. 366 00:43:27,163 --> 00:43:31,413 - Oh well, never mind. -At least we had a go. 367 00:43:32,496 --> 00:43:34,538 "What turns you on?" 368 00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:38,246 A: A mortgage. B: A proposal. 369 00:43:38,455 --> 00:43:42,413 "C: A candle-light dinner. -D: SandM games." 370 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:47,205 - D. -What's that test for? 371 00:43:47,413 --> 00:43:50,538 "How lustful are you?" But it's extremely clear. 372 00:43:51,621 --> 00:43:53,788 "What do you prefer in bed?" 373 00:43:54,371 --> 00:43:57,913 A: Intimate shaving. B: Spanking. 374 00:43:58,121 --> 00:44:01,330 "C: Group sex. D: All the above?" 375 00:44:02,913 --> 00:44:05,205 - D. -What, you'd do them? 376 00:44:05,496 --> 00:44:07,746 No, but 'D' has the most points. 377 00:44:07,955 --> 00:44:12,830 The idea is to find out how lustful you are, not to break the high score. 378 00:44:13,371 --> 00:44:17,538 I'm extremely lustful. But how do blokes know that? 379 00:44:17,996 --> 00:44:21,705 - Since when did you read such bullshit? - From my father's girlfriend. 380 00:44:21,913 --> 00:44:23,871 The orgasm fairy. 381 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,205 I'm off to the loo. 382 00:44:28,371 --> 00:44:29,830 10 rules to finding a man for life. 383 00:44:29,996 --> 00:44:32,747 "If you are looking for a man to whom you are not just a number..." 384 00:44:32,996 --> 00:44:35,580 but which will lead to a genuine loving relationship... 385 00:44:36,205 --> 00:44:39,205 then follow the following rules: 386 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:42,830 Never call him straight back. 387 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,288 Don't go to the cinema on the first date. 388 00:44:46,913 --> 00:44:50,246 "Be the first to finish the telephone call." 389 00:45:12,621 --> 00:45:14,080 - Hello? -Hi, Nick, it's me, Lena. 390 00:45:14,288 --> 00:45:18,163 - Hi, Lena. -Sorry I called right now. 391 00:45:18,371 --> 00:45:20,080 No worries, there's no hurry. 392 00:45:21,871 --> 00:45:26,621 Actually, I'm also really busy and must make it quick. 393 00:45:26,913 --> 00:45:31,705 - Are you busy this evening? - You want to meet up? 394 00:45:33,830 --> 00:45:36,830 - Yeah, how do you feel about the cinema? - Cinema? 395 00:45:38,621 --> 00:45:43,080 - Hello? Lena? -Yeah, okay. The cinema is great. 396 00:45:45,621 --> 00:45:49,288 - Shall we meet at 7 o'clock? -Seven. Yes, ok. 397 00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:53,830 Okay. Must go - it's my shot. Until 7, yes? 398 00:45:54,038 --> 00:45:55,080 Yes, I... 399 00:45:59,413 --> 00:46:00,955 Shit! 400 00:46:10,996 --> 00:46:16,621 - I thought the film was funnier. -It doesn't matter, it's okay. 401 00:46:23,913 --> 00:46:26,371 Do you find it boring? 402 00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:29,705 I don't like the cinema very much. 403 00:46:38,580 --> 00:46:40,496 Know what? 404 00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:46,621 I think I've become a lesbian. 405 00:46:46,996 --> 00:46:51,663 Naked men look strange. All those dangly bits. 406 00:46:59,038 --> 00:47:03,288 You know what? We should put a contact ad in. 407 00:47:03,496 --> 00:47:05,871 - Contact ad? How? -By mail? 408 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,496 My mother has built a community on the Internet. 409 00:47:13,246 --> 00:47:14,413 A community? 410 00:47:15,663 --> 00:47:18,080 So, darling, now we're ready. 411 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,080 "What turns you on? SandM games" 412 00:47:41,663 --> 00:47:45,330 Tell me, have you ever had sex? 413 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:50,538 - With somebody else? -Yeah. 414 00:47:51,538 --> 00:47:53,455 No, you? 415 00:47:59,163 --> 00:48:02,830 - What are they doing in there? - Probably in the chatroom again. 416 00:48:03,163 --> 00:48:05,496 Vicky's addicted to the net. 417 00:48:05,705 --> 00:48:10,496 If you could choose a woman, which one would you have? 418 00:48:11,330 --> 00:48:15,663 Inken. Or Pamela Anderson. 419 00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,121 - I'm going over to call for Inken. -What? 420 00:48:21,913 --> 00:48:25,830 Yeah, I'm going to tell her that you'll let her deflower you ... 421 00:48:26,621 --> 00:48:28,955 because Pamela is busy. 422 00:48:31,621 --> 00:48:33,663 Hold on! 423 00:48:38,621 --> 00:48:40,538 Maybe: 424 00:48:40,746 --> 00:48:45,705 "Laughter, joy and honesty, and cuddles any time." 425 00:48:46,663 --> 00:48:50,746 Then we'll only get wimps answering. 426 00:48:51,538 --> 00:48:54,121 Hold on, more like... 427 00:48:55,330 --> 00:49:00,496 "Let the sparks fly for a short while" 428 00:49:02,121 --> 00:49:03,788 No? 429 00:49:04,246 --> 00:49:05,996 I have it! 430 00:49:13,038 --> 00:49:15,246 "Pushy penises"? 431 00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:38,205 - Can we meet up tomorrow? -Well, no, I ... 432 00:49:38,413 --> 00:49:41,080 I think I'm busy. 433 00:49:45,830 --> 00:49:47,746 That's a real shame. 434 00:49:49,705 --> 00:49:51,496 Well then... 435 00:50:08,288 --> 00:50:10,580 Around three? 436 00:50:50,830 --> 00:50:55,038 - Sleep well - Till tomorrow. 437 00:51:15,913 --> 00:51:17,413 Hey, they're coming. 438 00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:32,871 Sometimes I could eat you up. 439 00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:39,621 Well, come on. Hello! We've got to get the post. 440 00:51:41,913 --> 00:51:44,121 Oh well. 441 00:51:44,913 --> 00:51:46,830 Bye then. 442 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:51,955 Come on now! 443 00:51:59,788 --> 00:52:01,996 In pink she's perfect. 444 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:07,830 I don't know what you do. Flin is so sweet. 445 00:52:10,538 --> 00:52:12,246 Vicky, I know! 446 00:52:13,413 --> 00:52:14,788 There he is! 447 00:52:20,163 --> 00:52:22,413 - And? - Nothing for you today, Vicky. 448 00:52:22,621 --> 00:52:24,038 Thanks. 449 00:52:32,121 --> 00:52:37,455 - They're not coming, let's go. - Nonsense. Perhaps they're already here. 450 00:52:38,538 --> 00:52:42,413 That guy over there has been looking at us the whole time. 451 00:52:46,496 --> 00:52:50,955 - Come on. I bet that's him. - I don't know. 452 00:52:51,163 --> 00:52:53,080 Let's go. 453 00:53:07,288 --> 00:53:11,080 "I'm sick and tired of rascals with pushy penises" 454 00:53:11,538 --> 00:53:14,163 I want pure lust and tenderness, through craftsmanship. 455 00:53:14,371 --> 00:53:19,205 "I don't want roses from macho posers. I want wet trousers." 456 00:53:20,163 --> 00:53:22,038 I'm sorry? 457 00:53:23,580 --> 00:53:28,038 "Wet trousers"? Excuse me. 458 00:53:33,163 --> 00:53:35,330 - And? - Wasn't him. 459 00:53:35,538 --> 00:53:37,246 Wasn't it? 460 00:53:44,996 --> 00:53:51,455 Hi. I'm Thorsten. I think we have a date? 461 00:53:51,663 --> 00:53:53,371 Hello. 462 00:53:54,830 --> 00:54:00,913 - Are we rocking? My car's outside. - Yeah. 463 00:54:05,496 --> 00:54:07,413 Yeah, good luck. 464 00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:24,996 Hey, guys, I think we should write a track about tits. 465 00:54:25,788 --> 00:54:29,496 - About tits? -Yeah, man, I think tits are awesome. 466 00:54:30,288 --> 00:54:34,413 What's so good about tits? What rhymes with tits? 467 00:54:34,621 --> 00:54:39,330 Okay, so you don't like tits. You prefer the childish ones. 468 00:54:41,121 --> 00:54:43,538 Cool. Give me a beat. 469 00:55:00,038 --> 00:55:02,788 The entrance to the rehearsal rooms is down in the cellar. 470 00:55:24,663 --> 00:55:29,496 Guys, I cannot lie, for me finding a girl is easy. 471 00:55:29,705 --> 00:55:34,205 The hottest chicks come here wanting traffic, it bores me. 472 00:55:34,413 --> 00:55:39,496 Had enough of shakes. Lena, I will never make you cry. 473 00:55:39,705 --> 00:55:44,705 Will I lead this untouched woman to the next stage? 474 00:55:44,913 --> 00:55:46,830 I don't think so. 475 00:55:47,038 --> 00:55:50,413 The woman is a traffic free zone. 476 00:55:51,996 --> 00:55:56,788 Hey, Lena, you've waited so long, it's time for the guns. 477 00:55:56,996 --> 00:56:01,955 Hey, Lena, don't be shy, show us your charms. 478 00:56:02,996 --> 00:56:05,788 - Stylish, man. - "Traffic free zone" 479 00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,580 - Back so soon? - I only had to drop something off quickly. 480 00:56:17,163 --> 00:56:21,288 Are you training for the next game? You're going to get thrashed anyway. 481 00:56:21,496 --> 00:56:22,996 Yes. 482 00:56:27,705 --> 00:56:29,496 Bye! 483 00:56:43,871 --> 00:56:46,705 Lesbian Chat 484 00:57:00,913 --> 00:57:03,205 Hello, Lavazza, this is Joy. 485 00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:05,830 My God! 486 00:57:06,205 --> 00:57:08,496 Are you dumb? 487 00:57:10,246 --> 00:57:14,038 No. 488 00:57:15,038 --> 00:57:17,038 This your first time alone among women? 489 00:57:21,746 --> 00:57:26,746 I wanted to try what one could give another. 490 00:57:30,288 --> 00:57:32,955 I see, shall I show you? That's why you're here, right? 491 00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:38,912 Yes. 492 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:45,288 Ok. Then lean back in your chair, and tell me what you're wearing. 493 00:57:51,121 --> 00:57:53,288 It's really great that we could come here. 494 00:57:53,538 --> 00:57:58,038 With me sharing a flat, it could be a bit embarrassing. 495 00:57:58,580 --> 00:58:01,955 Yeah, no problem. My father is a lecturer at the Uni. 496 00:58:05,496 --> 00:58:08,871 - Won't he come home early? - I don't think so. 497 00:58:10,121 --> 00:58:12,038 Cool. 498 00:58:14,871 --> 00:58:18,871 - See if there's anything in there you like. -Sure. 499 00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:30,246 Nothing there? 500 00:58:34,163 --> 00:58:36,038 Excuse me. 501 00:58:37,788 --> 00:58:40,455 - Hi, Flin. -Hey, do you want to come to the lake with me? 502 00:58:40,663 --> 00:58:42,621 No, I can't just now, sorry. 503 00:58:42,996 --> 00:58:45,371 - Need me to help you? - No, it's alright. 504 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,246 - You okay? -Yeah. 505 00:58:51,288 --> 00:58:54,413 - Really? - Is everything alright? 506 00:58:57,996 --> 00:59:02,205 Well, wish I was having so much fun. 507 00:59:16,746 --> 00:59:18,746 Want an iced tea? 508 00:59:28,580 --> 00:59:30,455 Have fun? 509 00:59:44,288 --> 00:59:45,706 What do you really look like, Joy? 510 01:00:20,288 --> 01:00:22,413 I liked your ad. 511 01:00:23,246 --> 01:00:27,205 It was so child like, but also so wicked. 512 01:00:27,413 --> 01:00:29,830 I was stoned when I wrote that. 513 01:00:30,663 --> 01:00:32,330 Really? 514 01:00:33,205 --> 01:00:35,163 You toke? 515 01:00:37,663 --> 01:00:39,080 Cool. 516 01:00:43,121 --> 01:00:47,121 Come here! I want you. 517 01:00:48,038 --> 01:00:50,663 I have waited so long for you. 518 01:00:58,830 --> 01:01:01,413 I'll be right back. 519 01:01:18,121 --> 01:01:20,121 Where's the bathroom? 520 01:01:25,038 --> 01:01:26,746 Don't run away. 521 01:01:32,871 --> 01:01:37,246 - Nick, for you. - I'm not here. 522 01:01:43,246 --> 01:01:45,746 She isn't here! 523 01:01:45,955 --> 01:01:47,246 Thorsten... 524 01:01:49,830 --> 01:01:52,705 sorry, but I've reconsidered. 525 01:01:54,038 --> 01:01:56,246 I'd rather not. 526 01:01:58,955 --> 01:02:03,538 - What's that? - A cock ring. Surgical steel. 527 01:02:03,746 --> 01:02:07,955 - Isn't it a bit tight? - I can't get it up without it. 528 01:02:08,205 --> 01:02:12,163 - It's gone really blue. - What, blue? 529 01:02:12,413 --> 01:02:14,621 Fuck, a blood clot. 530 01:02:14,830 --> 01:02:17,830 Shit! It'll kill me! 531 01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:23,705 My god, do something! Help me, please! 532 01:02:23,913 --> 01:02:27,080 - Okay, I'll be right back. - Okay. 533 01:02:27,663 --> 01:02:31,830 Calm down, calm down. One, two... 534 01:03:05,121 --> 01:03:06,871 Here it is! 535 01:03:07,830 --> 01:03:10,038 - This is for metal! - Are you crazy? 536 01:03:11,205 --> 01:03:14,538 - What if you slip with that? - If I do nothing, it'll fall off. 537 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:26,663 Although my father does say I'm clumsy. 538 01:03:26,871 --> 01:03:29,288 Well, great. Go easy, okay? Come on! 539 01:03:31,705 --> 01:03:34,205 Hello, dad. We've been talking about you. 540 01:03:38,246 --> 01:03:42,205 Stupid thing. But never mind. 541 01:03:46,371 --> 01:03:49,038 I've castrated bulls before, but this is not quite the same. 542 01:03:50,955 --> 01:03:52,788 Vet. 543 01:03:54,246 --> 01:03:55,663 So, now lie there. 544 01:03:57,538 --> 01:04:00,413 Relax, relax. 545 01:04:17,788 --> 01:04:19,746 Everything okay? 546 01:04:22,955 --> 01:04:24,538 God! 547 01:04:25,413 --> 01:04:27,080 I'm coming! 548 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,205 - Gero! - Kristin! 549 01:04:41,205 --> 01:04:43,080 It's not what you think. 550 01:04:48,455 --> 01:04:51,913 - What's that? - I only wanted to make you happy. 551 01:04:52,246 --> 01:04:53,621 Happy? 552 01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:11,538 - Joy, what are you doing here? - What? 553 01:05:12,121 --> 01:05:14,246 - I'm Lavazza. -La-what? 554 01:05:15,121 --> 01:05:18,538 What we did together was incredible! 555 01:05:18,746 --> 01:05:21,871 I don't know you, I've never seen you before, leave me alone! 556 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,163 - Don't you live here? - No, I don't. 557 01:05:25,205 --> 01:05:29,371 Then you're married and your husband doesn't know about us, right? 558 01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:33,830 - God, are they all mad? - But, Joy! 559 01:05:34,246 --> 01:05:36,788 Hey! Taxi! 560 01:05:37,371 --> 01:05:39,121 The physical side can wait! 561 01:05:54,830 --> 01:05:58,330 This stupid orgasm shit! My entire life is in chaos! 562 01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,288 I don't want it anymore. 563 01:06:01,246 --> 01:06:04,621 It's probably a male invention to get us into bed. 564 01:06:05,621 --> 01:06:08,330 No more guys. No more sex. 565 01:06:08,538 --> 01:06:10,496 The idea makes me want to puke. 566 01:06:11,121 --> 01:06:13,246 I will never have sex. 567 01:06:13,455 --> 01:06:16,996 Who needs sex! Screw guys! 568 01:06:17,746 --> 01:06:20,663 Perhaps we've all been unlucky. 569 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:25,455 When I was little, I really wanted a boat. Then I was happy. 570 01:06:26,705 --> 01:06:30,163 I played with it twice, and it went in the cellar. 571 01:06:30,371 --> 01:06:33,330 Perhaps I'm simply unlucky. 572 01:06:33,538 --> 01:06:36,663 Presumably I'm also going to be unhappy with orgasms. 573 01:06:37,496 --> 01:06:42,330 My mother has had many orgasms. But she isn't happy either. 574 01:06:42,913 --> 01:06:48,121 I'm sure I've inherited her misfortune. I don't want to live any longer. 575 01:06:48,496 --> 01:06:52,371 Me neither. I'll die a virgin. 576 01:06:53,663 --> 01:06:56,288 Lena, what are you doing? 577 01:06:58,330 --> 01:07:01,413 Well, before I die, I've got a score to settle with Schädel. 578 01:07:02,538 --> 01:07:04,246 What's that? 579 01:07:05,830 --> 01:07:08,455 Viagra! 580 01:07:08,996 --> 01:07:11,955 Perhaps we should go to the party tonight. 581 01:07:13,038 --> 01:07:16,371 I mean, it's what we planned to do, after all. 582 01:07:22,996 --> 01:07:24,913 Beer, please. 583 01:07:32,121 --> 01:07:33,871 Okay, my plan for tonight: 584 01:07:34,121 --> 01:07:39,163 I'll stay out of the way and get pissed, unless I bump into Chayenne. 585 01:07:40,621 --> 01:07:42,163 Schädel. 586 01:07:48,038 --> 01:07:51,621 - Hi, Schädel. - Hi, Lena. You alright? 587 01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:54,621 - Super, and you? - Cool, thanks. 588 01:07:54,871 --> 01:07:56,538 I've got something for you. 589 01:08:00,788 --> 01:08:03,621 White Dollars, cool. 590 01:08:05,121 --> 01:08:08,788 - How much are they? - Nothing, they're a free sample. 591 01:08:10,746 --> 01:08:13,538 But watch out. They're strong, so just take one. 592 01:08:13,746 --> 01:08:16,788 That's alright. 593 01:08:16,996 --> 01:08:21,413 - But only if you can take it. -Yeah, sure, obviously. 594 01:08:29,913 --> 01:08:32,580 Cool, thanks, I needed that. 595 01:08:33,955 --> 01:08:35,955 Don't mention it. 596 01:08:39,871 --> 01:08:41,371 Great joke. 597 01:08:49,246 --> 01:08:52,538 Girls, listen. Would you like to fuck with me? 598 01:09:03,205 --> 01:09:06,538 Do you wanna perhaps... Nah, nah... 599 01:09:18,663 --> 01:09:22,705 Come off it, what's up with the fucking thing? 600 01:09:23,288 --> 01:09:25,080 Come on. 601 01:09:28,955 --> 01:09:30,705 What are you doing? 602 01:09:30,913 --> 01:09:33,538 What do you think I'm doing, growing carrots? 603 01:09:33,746 --> 01:09:37,538 I've drunk 3 litres of beer, I'm busting for a piss, so fuck off! 604 01:09:37,746 --> 01:09:41,496 - How are you going to manage with that? -Let me worry about that. 605 01:09:45,871 --> 01:09:48,621 Come on. 606 01:09:52,288 --> 01:09:53,996 Shit! 607 01:10:02,705 --> 01:10:04,955 Shit! Nick's coming. 608 01:10:17,496 --> 01:10:20,913 - Hey, have you seen Lena? - No, why? 609 01:10:22,205 --> 01:10:25,621 - Wasn't she standing there just now? - Nah, you must have been mistaken. 610 01:10:26,830 --> 01:10:31,246 Can you tell her that... 611 01:10:32,496 --> 01:10:36,496 that... Oh, it doesn't matter. 612 01:10:36,705 --> 01:10:40,663 I don't know if I'll remember that, but I'll tell her. 613 01:11:06,996 --> 01:11:10,746 - Schädel, what's the problem? No, no. Everything's okay. 614 01:11:13,413 --> 01:11:15,371 I think that is a problem. 615 01:11:16,663 --> 01:11:20,455 - Hey, keep this between us, okay? -Yeah, sure. 616 01:11:23,913 --> 01:11:26,080 Try doing a handstand. 617 01:11:27,455 --> 01:11:29,580 A handstand? 618 01:11:33,121 --> 01:11:37,746 Hey, listen, Schädel's in the bog with a stonking hard-on! 619 01:11:38,913 --> 01:11:40,580 It's huge! 620 01:11:49,330 --> 01:11:54,246 - You alright? -Come on, don't leave me in the lurch! 621 01:12:39,705 --> 01:12:42,288 I heard that you had a problem. 622 01:12:51,705 --> 01:12:55,330 - Well, I'm going home. - Good idea. 623 01:12:56,455 --> 01:12:58,163 I'm coming too. 624 01:13:09,746 --> 01:13:13,538 Lena? Have you been here the whole time? 625 01:13:14,538 --> 01:13:18,496 - Yes. -Did your grandma tell you I'd called? 626 01:13:19,205 --> 01:13:21,205 - Yes. - What now, Lena? 627 01:13:23,996 --> 01:13:27,038 But we were about to leave. 628 01:13:33,163 --> 01:13:35,121 I must go. 629 01:13:39,413 --> 01:13:41,955 Did he at least apologise? 630 01:13:45,496 --> 01:13:49,580 This song is for a girl who just wants to go. 631 01:13:55,163 --> 01:13:57,871 I'm going home. I can't stand this trash. 632 01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:02,538 Stay here a minute. I've got to go to the toilet. 633 01:14:03,038 --> 01:14:05,955 - Then I'll go on my own. 634 01:15:27,246 --> 01:15:28,871 Man... 635 01:15:51,371 --> 01:15:53,496 - Hey, Flin. Hey. 636 01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,455 - Can we talk for a while? - Sure. 637 01:15:57,038 --> 01:16:02,205 Suddenly I want to express a feeling... 638 01:16:02,413 --> 01:16:05,246 that I've often had before and that I'm feeling now and... 639 01:16:05,455 --> 01:16:11,496 - And? - The feeling that I like you very much. 640 01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:16,705 You're the only boy I want to be with, without an orgasm. 641 01:16:16,913 --> 01:16:20,538 - Is that supposed to be a compliment? - Yes. 642 01:16:22,205 --> 01:16:24,246 That's love, right? 643 01:16:27,746 --> 01:16:29,830 I don't know. 644 01:16:30,288 --> 01:16:34,788 To be honest, I thought love would be something else. 645 01:16:34,996 --> 01:16:39,121 - What does that mean? - That there's more to it? 646 01:16:39,371 --> 01:16:43,038 But I ... we understand each other so well. 647 01:16:43,288 --> 01:16:45,038 Exactly. 648 01:16:48,288 --> 01:16:53,746 I'm just a bit worried that we might jeopardize all of that. 649 01:16:54,996 --> 01:16:56,496 Okay. 650 01:16:56,996 --> 01:17:00,996 You're probably right, that was stupid of me. 651 01:17:01,788 --> 01:17:03,996 I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. 652 01:17:15,288 --> 01:17:18,205 See you tomorrow, okay? 653 01:17:44,371 --> 01:17:46,330 What are you doing here? 654 01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:50,580 My scooter's broken down. 655 01:17:55,330 --> 01:17:57,663 Do you know when the next bus is? 656 01:17:59,330 --> 01:18:01,205 No idea. 657 01:18:06,955 --> 01:18:09,205 I'm going to get a taxi. 658 01:18:15,288 --> 01:18:19,455 Well, a cable burnt out, and so the modem broke. 659 01:18:19,663 --> 01:18:21,913 Therefore nothing worked. 660 01:18:22,788 --> 01:18:28,121 I got a new one. I can decode all the chat nicknames. 661 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:31,996 So I went into your chatroom. 662 01:18:35,288 --> 01:18:37,246 What?! 663 01:18:37,455 --> 01:18:40,371 Decoded my chat name, how? 664 01:18:53,705 --> 01:18:55,913 Lavazza... 665 01:18:58,080 --> 01:18:59,913 No... 666 01:19:03,455 --> 01:19:08,080 Don't take this the wrong way, but this is all a bit too much for me. 667 01:19:36,663 --> 01:19:39,705 Oh, well, come on... Joy. 668 01:20:53,496 --> 01:20:55,413 Are you alright? 669 01:21:04,205 --> 01:21:06,913 Don't I know you from somewhere? 670 01:21:10,121 --> 01:21:14,371 Aren't you the one "with the damp trousers"? 671 01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:17,788 I want to drop dead! 672 01:21:18,663 --> 01:21:22,955 - Should I start again? - Yes, please. 673 01:21:27,621 --> 01:21:30,496 - Can I help you? - Okay, thanks. 674 01:21:34,788 --> 01:21:36,330 Good. 675 01:21:39,288 --> 01:21:40,788 Here. 676 01:21:48,830 --> 01:21:51,330 - Which way are you going? - This way. 677 01:21:51,538 --> 01:21:55,205 Good. Are we pushing the bikes, or what? 678 01:21:58,996 --> 01:22:02,163 This is the fourth bike this year. 679 01:22:27,163 --> 01:22:29,038 I made it! 680 01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:37,455 I made it! 681 01:22:40,580 --> 01:22:42,913 Vicky... 682 01:23:25,496 --> 01:23:29,288 Hello. Are you Inken's father? 683 01:23:29,496 --> 01:23:31,746 I'm Ingrid, Vicky's mother. 684 01:23:31,955 --> 01:23:33,996 I've heard so much about you. 685 01:24:15,746 --> 01:24:17,330 I knew it! 686 01:24:18,788 --> 01:24:21,496 This can't be happening! Come on, kids! 687 01:24:27,913 --> 01:24:30,371 Yes! That's it!